Wednesday, September 8, 2010

MC's Man-squeezes.

Okay this is juicey and just plain lovely.
And I was lazy and copied and pasted (WITH the URL) the article, and left my own comments. Lazy. Yes.







Yesterday we reported that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had ended their relationship. The pair made a splash both on-screen, as co-stars of the film The Last Song, and off. This was pretty much Miley's first "adult" (using the term loosely) relationship. It was with the Liam who Cyrus went through her rather significant image transformation, leaving behind Hannah Montana for the "Can't Be Tamed" in-your-face pre-adult that she is today.

Nobody knows what the future holds for Miley and her love life, but there might be some clues in the past. So join us, as we take a photographic journey through the several past loves of Miley Cyrus' life.


Nick Jonas: The Disney Duo. Miley's first real relationship was a very public and very popular one. Miley and Nick's union delighted fans of the Jonas Brothers and "Hannah Montana" everywhere. (Well, who are we kidding. It totally pissed off some Jonas Brothers fans who assumed the guys were waiting specifically for them alone.) When Miley and Nick broke up, Miley said she "bawled for a month straight." The two have been rumored to still have feelings for one another.
Nick is my favorite guy for Miley. He just seems so cute and loving! They’re like the ultimate Disney couple.


Justin Gaston: Miley quickly realized the best revenge for her broken heart was simple: date an underwear model. The then-20-year-old Louisiana native Justin Gaston quickly swept Miley off her feet, to the point where she was making lascivious faces at the young man while he was modeling clothes on a catwalk. The two parted ways after nine months, when Cyrus went off to film The Last Song with...

Loved the ‘date an underwear model.’ set up!
Liam Hemsworth. And that brings us pretty much up to date. Cyrus and Hemsworth met while filming The Last Song. Miley was so inspired by her relationship that made a mini-career out of making pronouncements about the Internet, "Twilight" and pretty much anything else you could think of. She even proclaimed that she and Liam were "deeper than normal people." Miley even quit Twitter for Liam. And that's like the BIGGEST thing you could do for someone you love. With Miley and Liam over, maybe she'll jont Witter again? Maybe she'll get back together with Nick? Maybe Justin Gaston's not busy?...

Miley, take some advice from someone you know nothing about.
Go for Nick.
For all of us, please.
Go to the URL below to see the article and some sweet pictures of Miley and her ex’s.
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2010/08/27/miley-cyrus-boyfriends-photos-nick-jonas-liam-hemsworth/

Can't Tame Miley

Are you freaking kidding me!




Okay, serious-leh Miley?

Woman! You just broke up with Liam, or separated, whatever! And you’re already patrolling around with J. Bieber?!



I will die if Miley and Justin date, go out, marry each other and have cute little Canadian/musically-talented babies together.

You see, I had the impression from Miley, that she was (in a paraphrase) immune to Bieber fever?

That could have just been a front, to have some alone time (ooooooooh) together, before this whole expedition explodes, like we all know is going to happen. Because who in their right mind wouldn’t go crazy over the Biebers and Miley dating?

It’s similar to the Miley and Nick sit-eeeeeee-aaa-tion. You know, the whole, “OMG! That two-faced (catch that?) girl stole mah man!” Because unless you were living under a rock a few years ago, you would know that the Jonas Brothers (right about know all teenage girls everywhere would be screaming their heads off, but they’ve kinda been out of the spotlight lately) were the, well, Justin Bieber’s of now.

Anyhow, here’s the article that MTV sent me, that set me offffff.



A couple of days ago Justin Bieber played a show at New York City's Madison Square Garden. We weren't able to make it because our doctor said our eardrums would not be able to withstand the noise of the screaming fans, so we are left with mere photo documentation, such as the somewhat steamy shot above.

Yup, that's Justin Bieber, putting the stage moves on none other than Miley Cyrus. As we mentioned before, Miley Cyrus joined Justin Bieber for a duet on the song "Overboard." Miley and Justin certainly seem to have some, uh, chemistry. So much chemistry that there's speculation that the two are...DATING?! Will Justin Bieber be the next guy to join Miley's Boyfriend Hall of Fame?

It was a far cry from Miley's stance from just a few months back when she claimed she was immune to Bieber fever. It's also worth noting how Miley seemed to polish up her look a little bit...

Shorter, more-styled hair, the always in-style little black dress--that's some classy lassy style right there.

Justin Bieber's My World Tour rolls on through September. No word on whether Miley will be joining him for any other dates (or dates, if you catch my drift).

Got to the URL below to see pictures of the two, and the mature dress that M wore.

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2010/09/03/miley-cyrus-justin-bieber-romance-rumor?xrs=eml_MTVMusic3



OKAY!

First! I love how the girl that started the whole “Concert in 3-D” gig, (MILEY) is now going to be featured in Justin’s.

Second! The song in which she’ll be featured, wasn’t even her collaboration! It was Jessica Jarrell’s! (I know! Who’d thaaaaaat?!)

Third! How Miley referred to herself as immune and now she’s hanging with the Bieb’s! (As mentioned above)

Fourth! How the writer brings up how she polished herself up a bit. I mean I know the dude is probably thinking how she wanted to look good (for her possible maaan), but what about her whole “Out of Hannah Montana” thing. She’s dressing more mat-oo-ly now, duh. And if I was Miley, I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I’d want to look good too knowing I was going to be featured in a 3-D concert. I mean that’s just me but, whateva.

Again.

I. Will. Die. If. They. Date!

Don’t ask me why I care so much, because I don’t really know. The thing that keeps coming up in my mind is how Justin is more kid friendly, than Miley. I mean he’s not all “Disney Channel” but he’s not on Miley’s maturity level yet. And I wonder what it’s going to do to his fans. Granted a majority are older, but what about the two year old that wants to see JB, but can’t because he’s throwing out curse words every beat and has some ridiculous outfit on?
Hmmmmmm..