Cyrus

I am.. at my limit with the Cyrus family.

First, Miley's all cute and kid-friendly Hannah Montana (first two seasons)
             And her dad is ah-nnnoying on there btw, and of course he wouldn't have gotten the job if it hadn't been for his daughter getting the lead.

Second she becomes a bit more rebellious not to bad.
Oh but wait, there was those racy pictures that were circulating..
Including the Vanity Fair cover
and dating that twenty year old at sixteen years old.

Now up to date-ish we have
-A TMZ video of her grinding her forty-something male producer at a night club, that she shouldn't even have been allowed into. Let me add.
-Dating her cutie ex-Liam Hensworth, and PDA-ing everywhere they went.
-Her underwear/Lady Gaga wannabe outfits (plus her bringing her little sis into it!) P.S she said right before her first premiere of the outfits that she's "not trying to be slutty"

*cough* *cough*
-Can't Be Tamed. Album. Video. Song. Everything.
-No longer the Hannah Montana we know and (used) to love.











I get that she wants to grow up and everything. But I just don't think this is the way to do it.
She could be more classy about it, and not all.. I don't wanna say slutty but..

I didn't know this til recently, but she was suing her parents for management of her own career when she was dating Justin Gatson, you know the underwear model?
She's also bought her own house that she planned to move into when she turned eighteen with Liam, but they had their little break-up so she might be in that big ol' mansion by herself.

On top of all the problems and rumors that comes with being famous, her parents are getting divorced.
Just today I found this article with rumors saying that Tish, her mom, had an affair with Bret Michael's. You know that old man from Poison <---I think
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/11/03/2010-11-03_bret_michaels_affair_with_mileys_mom_tish_cyrus_led_to_billy_ray_divorce_report.html
Come on now..

Oh! Can't forget about her appearance in Rock Mafia's video "Big Bang"
http://www.eonline.com/videos/v90804__The_Big_Bang__Music_Video.html

The dude is 26. She runs her hand up his thigh, make-out, wears a white see-through dress with her bikini? showing, make-out.
You get it.
Okay, I don't think it's all that bad. It could have been alot worse right?



Ashley out!

Back to December.

I don’t even know where to begin..

Let me attempt this.

First, Taylor in Glamour (she looked ah-mazing) was really awesome because she opened up about what’s happened in the past two years and how she wrote all the songs through experiences in her own life. Also how she’s not looking for that typical all American boy, who’s hot and cool. But in personality and someone who loves what they do.

Ready?





On October 12, Tay released a new tune, “the breakup ballad” “Back to December, and, like me, Swifter’s everywhere immediately speculated that the song was about TL.

I’ve listened to this amazing song so many times, but the first time I heard it, I knew it was about Lautner. Here’s some back up info:

-“You've been good, busier then ever.”

Analysis: When you’re referred to constantly as the “Twilight Hottie” you have a pretty booked up schedule of meet-and-greets, auditions for might-be-blockbusters, movie premieres of you’re already own multimillion dollar Saga.

-“Your guard is up and I know why.”

Analysis: If you don’t know this then you know you’re aren’t at my level of dedication to Taylor Swift. SHE broke up with TAYLOR LAUTNER. The boy (almost) every teenage girl in the world loves to see with his shirt off, and would die to go out with. So basically I’m saying that his ego was hurt a lil bit.

-“Cause the last time you saw me is still burned in the back of your mind. You gave me roses and I left them there to die.”

Analysis: He was into it more than she was.

-“So this is me swallowing my pride, standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night”
Analysis: She is sorrrrrrrryyyy! LAUTNER! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!
Taylor Swift writes songs about boys who SCREW HER OVER.
She is sorrrrrryy!!! She got freaked about how nice you were to her, she felt like it was too good to be true.

-“I go back to December all the time.”

Analysis: December is when they split. I can’t believe I just spelt that out for you.

-“Turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you, wishing that I realized what I had when you were mine.”

Analysis: My theory is, that when she began braking it off with Lautner, she used some line describing how she felt tied down, at risk, or overrun by all of his female fans. Then of course she realized she wanted to have him.

-“I'd go back to December, turn around and make it all right. I go back to December all the time. These days I haven't been sleeping
Staying up playing back myself leaving,
When your birthday passed and I didn't call.
And I think about summer, all the beautiful times
I watched you laughing from the passenger side.”
Analysis: She regrets breaking it off, wishes she could have do over.

-“Realized that I loved you in the fall.

Then the cold came, the dark days when fear crept into my mind.

You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye.”
Analysis: She got a little scared, because if you know her past, all the previous relationships seemed fine. But they weren’t. And she always was the one who got hurt.

Chorus repeated.

-“I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me, so right..”
Analysis: Tan skin. Sweet smile. Taylor. Lautner.

-“And how you held me in your arms that September night,
The first time you ever saw me cry.”

Analysis: Okay, I have to give props to AP, because she made me see this one. Think about it, September. MTV Video Music Awards. THE infamous incident with he who shall not be named because he is a ridiculous greedy egoistic douche. And WHO was on the stage when this happened?

Taylor Lautner.

So he didn’t take care of her when she was on the stage, he did off the stage and that’s even sweeter.

-“Maybe this is wishful thinking, probably mindless dreaming. If we loved again I swear I'd love you right. I'd go back in time and change it but I can't, so if the chain is on your door, I understand.”
Analysis: Taylor really, really, really, really wants Taylor back.

Chorus
-“All the time”

Analysis: TL take TS back. Now.

Okay, let’s be unrealistic here and say that I and all the others who think it’s about TL are wrong; but in a the new issue of “Ladies Home Journal” Taylor admits that she might always have feelings for TL. When asked to name her current crush, "Taylor Lautner. It's always going to be Taylor." Is was the lovely girl said.

Other than talking about TL, TS talked about what she looks for in a guy.

"Someone who loves you for who you are. I like doing cute art projects with glitter, and there have been guys who've made me feel like that's weird," she explained. "But then there are guys who find it endearing."

THAT is the cutest thing. And I think all the girls in the world can relate to that. You don’t have to do “cute are projects with glitter” but whatever kind of activities you do like doing, having someone you know make you feel weird about it.. It sucks.

Taylor talked about “Speak Now” toooooo!! Calling it "diverse, detailed, relationship-y. I'm turning relationship into an adjective."

"My songs are like open letters. They say everything I wished I had said when certain people were standing right next to me. I imagine I'll be getting a few text messages from these people once the album comes out. I have an app on my iPhone that's a voice recorder. I'll be in the middle of a conversation, and I'll literally walk away to record a bridge, a pre-chorus or half of a hook, then go right back to the conversation like nothing happened."

Analysis: Taylor Swift is amazing.

When I got to this part, I thought I had misread something, but no. Taylor is being Taylor when she answers her dream collaboration would be with the one and only, Jay-Z "Our genres are completely different, but there could be something cool about that," she said. "I like to write about relationships. I like it when my friends come over and we crowd around the piano and sing Journey songs at the top of our lungs. ... And I like things that make me feel 7 again."

I love that she loves feeling like she’s 7 again. Because I so do that allllllll the time. And I love it.

"Speak Now" drops October 25!!!

Ashley out!

MC's Man-squeezes.

Okay this is juicey and just plain lovely.
And I was lazy and copied and pasted (WITH the URL) the article, and left my own comments. Lazy. Yes.







Yesterday we reported that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had ended their relationship. The pair made a splash both on-screen, as co-stars of the film The Last Song, and off. This was pretty much Miley's first "adult" (using the term loosely) relationship. It was with the Liam who Cyrus went through her rather significant image transformation, leaving behind Hannah Montana for the "Can't Be Tamed" in-your-face pre-adult that she is today.

Nobody knows what the future holds for Miley and her love life, but there might be some clues in the past. So join us, as we take a photographic journey through the several past loves of Miley Cyrus' life.


Nick Jonas: The Disney Duo. Miley's first real relationship was a very public and very popular one. Miley and Nick's union delighted fans of the Jonas Brothers and "Hannah Montana" everywhere. (Well, who are we kidding. It totally pissed off some Jonas Brothers fans who assumed the guys were waiting specifically for them alone.) When Miley and Nick broke up, Miley said she "bawled for a month straight." The two have been rumored to still have feelings for one another.
Nick is my favorite guy for Miley. He just seems so cute and loving! They’re like the ultimate Disney couple.


Justin Gaston: Miley quickly realized the best revenge for her broken heart was simple: date an underwear model. The then-20-year-old Louisiana native Justin Gaston quickly swept Miley off her feet, to the point where she was making lascivious faces at the young man while he was modeling clothes on a catwalk. The two parted ways after nine months, when Cyrus went off to film The Last Song with...

Loved the ‘date an underwear model.’ set up!
Liam Hemsworth. And that brings us pretty much up to date. Cyrus and Hemsworth met while filming The Last Song. Miley was so inspired by her relationship that made a mini-career out of making pronouncements about the Internet, "Twilight" and pretty much anything else you could think of. She even proclaimed that she and Liam were "deeper than normal people." Miley even quit Twitter for Liam. And that's like the BIGGEST thing you could do for someone you love. With Miley and Liam over, maybe she'll jont Witter again? Maybe she'll get back together with Nick? Maybe Justin Gaston's not busy?...

Miley, take some advice from someone you know nothing about.
Go for Nick.
For all of us, please.
Go to the URL below to see the article and some sweet pictures of Miley and her ex’s.
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2010/08/27/miley-cyrus-boyfriends-photos-nick-jonas-liam-hemsworth/

Can't Tame Miley

Are you freaking kidding me!




Okay, serious-leh Miley?

Woman! You just broke up with Liam, or separated, whatever! And you’re already patrolling around with J. Bieber?!



I will die if Miley and Justin date, go out, marry each other and have cute little Canadian/musically-talented babies together.

You see, I had the impression from Miley, that she was (in a paraphrase) immune to Bieber fever?

That could have just been a front, to have some alone time (ooooooooh) together, before this whole expedition explodes, like we all know is going to happen. Because who in their right mind wouldn’t go crazy over the Biebers and Miley dating?

It’s similar to the Miley and Nick sit-eeeeeee-aaa-tion. You know, the whole, “OMG! That two-faced (catch that?) girl stole mah man!” Because unless you were living under a rock a few years ago, you would know that the Jonas Brothers (right about know all teenage girls everywhere would be screaming their heads off, but they’ve kinda been out of the spotlight lately) were the, well, Justin Bieber’s of now.

Anyhow, here’s the article that MTV sent me, that set me offffff.



A couple of days ago Justin Bieber played a show at New York City's Madison Square Garden. We weren't able to make it because our doctor said our eardrums would not be able to withstand the noise of the screaming fans, so we are left with mere photo documentation, such as the somewhat steamy shot above.

Yup, that's Justin Bieber, putting the stage moves on none other than Miley Cyrus. As we mentioned before, Miley Cyrus joined Justin Bieber for a duet on the song "Overboard." Miley and Justin certainly seem to have some, uh, chemistry. So much chemistry that there's speculation that the two are...DATING?! Will Justin Bieber be the next guy to join Miley's Boyfriend Hall of Fame?

It was a far cry from Miley's stance from just a few months back when she claimed she was immune to Bieber fever. It's also worth noting how Miley seemed to polish up her look a little bit...

Shorter, more-styled hair, the always in-style little black dress--that's some classy lassy style right there.

Justin Bieber's My World Tour rolls on through September. No word on whether Miley will be joining him for any other dates (or dates, if you catch my drift).

Got to the URL below to see pictures of the two, and the mature dress that M wore.

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2010/09/03/miley-cyrus-justin-bieber-romance-rumor?xrs=eml_MTVMusic3



OKAY!

First! I love how the girl that started the whole “Concert in 3-D” gig, (MILEY) is now going to be featured in Justin’s.

Second! The song in which she’ll be featured, wasn’t even her collaboration! It was Jessica Jarrell’s! (I know! Who’d thaaaaaat?!)

Third! How Miley referred to herself as immune and now she’s hanging with the Bieb’s! (As mentioned above)

Fourth! How the writer brings up how she polished herself up a bit. I mean I know the dude is probably thinking how she wanted to look good (for her possible maaan), but what about her whole “Out of Hannah Montana” thing. She’s dressing more mat-oo-ly now, duh. And if I was Miley, I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I’d want to look good too knowing I was going to be featured in a 3-D concert. I mean that’s just me but, whateva.

Again.

I. Will. Die. If. They. Date!

Don’t ask me why I care so much, because I don’t really know. The thing that keeps coming up in my mind is how Justin is more kid friendly, than Miley. I mean he’s not all “Disney Channel” but he’s not on Miley’s maturity level yet. And I wonder what it’s going to do to his fans. Granted a majority are older, but what about the two year old that wants to see JB, but can’t because he’s throwing out curse words every beat and has some ridiculous outfit on?
Hmmmmmm..

Kayne's back.

Obviously you know about last years Kayne and Taylor fiasco at the MTV VMA's. When he stupidly got up on stage and interrupted her acceptance speech,(What a DB!) and just shrugged when people starting booing, like it was noooo big deal at all.
Okay, well I think that by him doing this MTV would have some sense and oh, I don't know, ban him from this year's VMA's? But no. MTV has decided to not only let him attend, but let him perform.
I know right? I was thinking the same thing. What the heck is MTV thinking!!
Well I know what they're thinking actually. More people are going to be watching just because they want to see what obscure thing Kayne will do next. It's already working too, because people have been tweeting, facebooking, myspacing, and blogging about this ordeal which is just giving Kayne what he wants most. Attention.
Anyway, I will be watching on Sept. 12, because it's me and I watch all the award shows. Not for Kayne.
Deadmau5 is going to be the DJ for the night, and he's one of my faves so I'm excited for him.
Emma Stone is going to be a presenter, yayyyy!
Ugh, and Ke$ha has been talking non-stop about how she's ready to face Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Taylor Swift. Honestly, I like her, but I hope she doesn't win anything. Sorrry.
I'd rather see the Bieb's walk away with all the awards than see her win one.
Along with the devil performing, Florence + The Machine and Drake are for sure set to perform. I'll be watching these peeps, but when He takes the stage, I'll be either tuning out for a few, or muting. Haven't decided yet..

I'm thinking of making Anti-Kayne shirts.. Anyone along with me?

Speak Now. Finally!

Or forever hold your peace?

Lately in magazines and online websites such as Us Weekly, OK!, and access Hollywood pictures of Taylor Swift shooting a music video in Maine, in a WEDDING gown have been circulating.

If you’re a total Swifter than you know that she was on a live web chat on April 20 to talk about her new album, that before the web chat, no one knew anything about! I don’t know about you, but I was going crazy from not knowing what was happening!
On the web chat she announced that her third studio album Speak Now will be dropped on October 25, 2010. Swift also went along saying that, “THE day is October 25th. Everywhere.” To assure her other country fan bases they would get the album, no later, no sooner. Seems like forever in any country, right?
That’s why she’s releasing a single, Mine, August 16! She informed us all that the shoots of the music video were from this single.
How many tracks on the album? Fourteen. All written by Swift. She told her fans via web chat that that, “didn’t happen on purpose. All the songs that made the cut, I wrote.” Backing herself up she added, “All my great ideas come at like, 3 a.m. And I didn’t have a co-writer around at 3 a.m. So I had to finish myself.” Personally, I want the album even more now. I mean, Fearless which she had Liz Rose as co-writer on some of my favorite songs, were awesome. I loved them, and still do.
But to have an entire album written by Taylor Swift, is like reading her diary or what she calls, “an opened book.” Not her back-up singers, or her producers, or anyone else’s. Hers.
I’m not an anti-co-writer or anything, I just feel a sensation to know that words flowing with the music and from her angelic voice are going to be HER experiences.
You’re probably wondering why I’m going so crazy, and the reason is that this album is a very personal collection (alike her other albums), but this next quote is what kicked me off my rocker.
"Saying the right thing at the right moment is so crucial that most of us start to hesitate, for fear of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. But lately what I've begun to fear more than that is letting the moment pass without saying anything," Taylor says of the songs on the Speak Now track list. "These songs are made up of words I didn't say when the moment was right in front of me. These songs are open letters. Each is written with a specific person in mind, telling them what I meant to tell them in person."
Which is why I put the ‘Or forever hold your peace’ subtitle. Because most people don’t have the opportunity to write a song, and produce it for the whole world, including whoever it’s about, to hear. Most of us write it in our diary or complain about it in our heads. But Taylor, she makes another outlet for us, and herself. She writes about the things young women go through, and makes it into catchy upbeat fun songs. Even if they’re filled with heartbreak. She knows what’s going on with girls, because she is one. And writes the things she lives. And every girl lives something similar.
Questioned about the two year gap between Fearless and Speak Now Swift says, “I write what I live.. You’ve got to give yourself time to live, so you’ve got something to write about.”
Agreeed.
Right now, I’m going to address the Anti-Swifters.
Most of you, who for some reason are even reading this blog, or others like it, (why are you even doing that?) are going on. And. On. About how, “All her music is about looooooooove. And boys. It’s so stupid. She should teach her fans how to not depend on boys. And do other stuff.”
My attention is on you now my dears. And I’m going to ask a very simple question. What is your life about?
Are you saying to me, that you don’t care if the guy you have a crush on doesn’t even notice you? Or that you don’t even THINK about it. Because you’re lying. It’s as simple as that. You’re jealous of her because she addresses her ex’s or previous douche bag crushes in her songs. You’re too scared to address them. But really. You both are alike, you just have different ways of doing things. Like you probably address your problems to your diary, or go over them in you mind. Taylor puts them in her songs. See? You do have the same problems. I think if you start to listen to her, you should especially take in the Speak Now album. Which, I expect, is her most personal album yet.
In fact when asked for her advice for first time songwriters Swift says, “Make sure you have details.. Because that’s what people relate to..” I’m paraphrasing now because I can’t remember her exact words! “If something happened to you on a certain day, and you put it in your song, the fans can relate to it more than if you just say a week. Or a month. The more details the better. Fans aren’t going to have your exact details, but something similar.”
Back to Anti’s-
Stop being haters because she’s someone to look up too. And just because everyone else loves her, doesn’t mean you have to hate her to look cool.
I hate that about people. Just because someone’s awesome and successful people turn the other way when the subject comes up, just because they don’t want to ‘follow the crowd.’ that’s a saying for drugs and alcohol. Not Taylor Swift.

Okay, I’m done. (FOOOOOOR NOW!)

During the chat session, Taylor went on about her condo in Nashville.
Saying how she’s so excited, ‘because now I have my own little drawers. With my own little socks. In my drawers. I’m just so excited.’
And how she has a whole room at her condo and the studio, dedicated to her fan gifts. And how she’s going to put pictures she’s been given, and pictures her brother took of her and her band on her walls. Woah! I got carried away.
On how she decorated her condo, she says that she doesn’t like matchy matchy, so one room, ‘is all gyspy slash hippie slash park.’ You get the point.
Tay also talked about how she loves cooking. And for her birthday, a majority of her friends gave her cook books (which are all on a shelf hanging in her condo). She went on and on about the books, then joked, “You know when you go into a book store and you see a ‘100 different ways to make a sandwhich’ book, and you go ‘Who buys that?’ I buy that.” I love how she’s so into things that people are like ‘What?’ too. It makes the nerdy part of me feel awesome.
She’s just so awesome. And what’s cool about it is that she doesn’t even have to try. We love all the girly, nerdy, love-obsessed that is Taylor Swift.

I love it.

These articles basically make my life..

Liam Hensworth makes a shout-out to Miley in front of her ex, Nick Jonas, you go boy! You go!

And the end, Kevin has Danielle and Joe has Demi, to cuddle up to on their tour bus this summer. But who does Nick have?
His dog.
Going big eh Nick?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/hwood_party_girl/b181040_justin_bieber_bails_mileys_man_calls.html

Okay, so I have to admit..
I still pop an old Jonas Brothers cd in my stereo every now and then (there's one in right now actually, the self-titled album Jonas Brothers) and I'm totally cool with admitting I still listen to them.

This article;
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b181671_jobros_are_backmdashdoes_it_mean_justin.html

describes how we've (THE WORLD OF TEENAGE GIRLS) has recently looked over the Jonas Brothers to stare at a little wanna-be p.i.m.p. Justin Bieber.

I admit to this.
But the article made me realize that's what I was doing.
And I know that, supposedly, the Jonas Brothers are so old. But are they?
I mean they dish out new stuff, I know that the previous album, Lines, Vines, And Trying Times, wasn't the biggest success the Bros had. But that doesn't mean that's the end.
But anyway, what I'm trying to say here is that I'd pick the JoBros over little ol' Justin Bieb's any day.

The Bieb's music, if you haven't noticed already, is all about girls and relationships. I don't recall one song on My World or My World 2.0, which wasn't about girls..
If I'm wrong correct me, but I litery haven't listened to all of My World, but from the 2.0, I can pretty much guess it.

Where as the JoBro's, yeah, they have alot of songs about girls and relationships, but they also have songs about life, and growing up and the expirences everyone has, like Nick's diabetes, for example.
And of course they, like Miley, are going to have to do their whole transformation into the adult world, but that won't be for a while, I don't think, considering they're show, Jonas, on Disney. But I could be wrong.. Which is not likely. But anyway, when they do, I'm almost positive it won't be containing exotic birds in cages and very sexy clothing/hair/make-up (Go Miley!!). But anyway.

All in all, I'd rather see the Jonas Brothers achieve more and hear they're music as I grow more mature, than listen to whiny "Baby, baby, baby, oooooh!" that is Justin Bieber.