Miley, Miley, Miley..

What are we going to do with this child?!
Oh my goodness.
Just last week I was telling someone about this awesome YouTube video Miley posted, because the wanted to clear up some stuff with her fans.
Some of the stuff being:
a) NO, she's nawt getting married.
b) Yes, she still lives at home (she recorded the video in her mom's shoe closest.. I can't get over the fact(s) that her mom has a closet just for shoes, or that she has a computer in her shoe closet.)
and c) yeah, I can't remember what C was..
Oh! No, she didn't get in trouble with the cops.

-Watch the video and you'll understand.

But she sounded really sincere and, real? I don't know, like a normal seventeen year old.
I don't get how people criticize her for not being a normal teenager, because she's not.
She's Miley Cyrus.
Hannah Montana.
Grew up wanting to be in the biz, and when she got here she found a lot to love, and a lot not to love.
And everyone who isn't in the spotlight 24/7 and doesn't have creeper paparazzo hanging around them at all time doesn't know what it's like.
I tell myself that I wouldn't be bothered with it. But I'm pretty sure I'm lieing.

Anyway, Miley apparently has her second (known) tattoo, I wasn't aware she had a first but it's "Just Breathe" across her ribs-uh, ouch?.

Mhmmm, got to admit that it's kind of cute..

In other news, Miley appeared at the 2010 European Music Awards and from what I've read on the Internet, everyone seems to think her D&G dress was pretty sleazy because it showed off "side boob" I don't necessarily agree on that.

The dress is D&G, of course there's going to be something dramatic about it.
Do you expect her to wear something off the rack at Dillards? I think not.


I think I love MC again..
I'm not sure yet.

Ashley out!

My Life is About to be Amazing!

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

So, I was logging onto AOL and the news bar pops up and what do I find?
A link that says something about shopping, so of course I click on it, and BOOM.

I see and read the information that is going to make the Longview Mall, not an exactly huge waste of concrete and shopping space!!

"Ten Retailers Turning Department Stores Into Mini-Malls"

Apparently JCPenney's cut a deal with Aldo, which is one of my favorite places to buy accessories and shoes, and there is going to be 1,500 stores around the country! Which, hopefully one of those will be in our little ole scrap of a mall. The first "Call It Spring" by Aldo shop is going to be opened in the Penney's New York City store this year, with another 100 stores by spring and 500 more openings by fall 2011. Inside the shop will include men's and women's shoes and.. HANDBAGS.

Right about now I'm squealing with girl-ish joy.

Next is "French Connection" which is going to be in Sears.
Now, I'm not one to usually be caught in Sears, but I like "French" and "Connection" so I was already interested. Then I went to the web site-well actually I bing-ed it, then went to it's web site- and was sold.
usa.frenchconnection.com
go to the above and prepare to save all your Christmas money, to spend in Sears.
Yes. Sears.
French Connection is a UK in-store boutique, and it will open to 500 U.S. locations starting in the first part of 2011. Starting up it will include clothes, accessories for women, men, and kids, and later it will expand to swimwear, footwear, sunglasses, jewelry and housewares.

Ex. Ci. Ting.

Uh, Lush in Macy's is "British Toiletries" not exactly sure what that means, but British stuff!

Mango in JCP, Spanish women's sportswear, accessories, handbags and shoes


Sephora in JCP, have it already.

Sunglasses Hut in Macy's. I LOVE SUNGLASSES!

I can't but help be excited.
I mean I know this isn't going to fully save the Longview Mall, but it'll upgrade it a lil bit.
So if it's a rainy random Tuesday, and have gotten early release from school, going to the mall won't be off the To-Do list!
Here's the full story:

http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/company-news/in-store-shops-in-department-stores/19694054/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7C6%7Clink1%7C24433


Ashley out:)

Cyrus

I am.. at my limit with the Cyrus family.

First, Miley's all cute and kid-friendly Hannah Montana (first two seasons)
             And her dad is ah-nnnoying on there btw, and of course he wouldn't have gotten the job if it hadn't been for his daughter getting the lead.

Second she becomes a bit more rebellious not to bad.
Oh but wait, there was those racy pictures that were circulating..
Including the Vanity Fair cover
and dating that twenty year old at sixteen years old.

Now up to date-ish we have
-A TMZ video of her grinding her forty-something male producer at a night club, that she shouldn't even have been allowed into. Let me add.
-Dating her cutie ex-Liam Hensworth, and PDA-ing everywhere they went.
-Her underwear/Lady Gaga wannabe outfits (plus her bringing her little sis into it!) P.S she said right before her first premiere of the outfits that she's "not trying to be slutty"

*cough* *cough*
-Can't Be Tamed. Album. Video. Song. Everything.
-No longer the Hannah Montana we know and (used) to love.











I get that she wants to grow up and everything. But I just don't think this is the way to do it.
She could be more classy about it, and not all.. I don't wanna say slutty but..

I didn't know this til recently, but she was suing her parents for management of her own career when she was dating Justin Gatson, you know the underwear model?
She's also bought her own house that she planned to move into when she turned eighteen with Liam, but they had their little break-up so she might be in that big ol' mansion by herself.

On top of all the problems and rumors that comes with being famous, her parents are getting divorced.
Just today I found this article with rumors saying that Tish, her mom, had an affair with Bret Michael's. You know that old man from Poison <---I think
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/11/03/2010-11-03_bret_michaels_affair_with_mileys_mom_tish_cyrus_led_to_billy_ray_divorce_report.html
Come on now..

Oh! Can't forget about her appearance in Rock Mafia's video "Big Bang"
http://www.eonline.com/videos/v90804__The_Big_Bang__Music_Video.html

The dude is 26. She runs her hand up his thigh, make-out, wears a white see-through dress with her bikini? showing, make-out.
You get it.
Okay, I don't think it's all that bad. It could have been alot worse right?



Ashley out!

Darlin' Don't Ever Grow Up

So let us assume that you have head Taylor Swift's "Never Grow Up"
And you already know that you know that I love it, because it is Taylor Swift and I love TS.
BUT.
I.
LOVE.
THIS.
SONG.

It makes me think about how everyone was when we were in first grade and how different it is now that we're in eleventh.
There wasn't competitiveness in school.
Everyone was, for the most part, nice to each other.
Lizzie McGuire was the shiz.
Hannah Montana didn't exist yet.
When we painted or colored for "activity time" and that didn't mean brainstorm about the piece of lit that the class is currently reading.
When we weren't even thinking/STRESSING about college, and where we wanted to go vs. where we could actually get in.

I just don't want to grow up.

The Story of Us.

I’m dieing to know if it’s killing you like it’s killing me.




Story of Us!



I love it!!

OHMYGAWD!!

Have you ever heard something more amazing! I think not!



Okay first you have an unexpected beat/melody and everything about the music! Right, I know Taylor isn’t 100 % couuuuuntry. But this song is more than pop/country. I just don’t know how to explain it, but I love.



“Next chapter.”



I think she’s the bravest artist in pop culture because of she lets everything out in her music.

We are listening to her diary people!

What do most-all- girls do when someone finds their diary?

They:

-Deny it’s their’s so you won’t judge them by what it contains

-Cry

-Whine for you to give it back

-Freak. Out.



Yes, that’s how all girls who keep a diary react..

Then you have Taylor Swift.



She might not EXACTLY say in the all her songs (but she does in some ex: Teardrops on My Guitar, Hey Stephan, Dear John ß-CanNOT wait to hear this!) But we pretty much get all of them, because of the pictures and stories we hear/see on websites and on Access Hollywood.

So we can safely say that this song is about Joe.

Yes. Joe.

You know? The one that broke up with her over a 27 second phone call.

Yeah, that one.



“I’ve never heard a silence so loud.”



Love et.

Why you gotta be so Mean?

Why you gotta be so Mean?




I don’t understand why no one has ever done what Taylor does.

I mean, how hard is it to be honest and say what you’re feeling to song lyrics?



Okay, so obviously that’s every song she’s ever written, BUT!



Have you heard “Mean“?

If not, play the video below to fill your computer/laptop’s speakers with lyrics that will make you say “OH SNAP!”

Well, that’s just a personal experience, but whatever.

 

Listen to the song and then!
Um, can you say “Go Taylor!!” ????

“Well you can take me down,

With just one single blow.

But you don’t know, what you don’t know,



Someday, I’ll be living in a big old city,

And all you’re ever gonna be is mean.

Someday, I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me,

And all you’re ever gonna be is mean.

Why you gotta be so mean?”

She told yall critics!



It makes me wonder if she wrote this before or after she became a huge success. I know it’s on her new album, but why would she suddenly throw this song out? It could be because this record happened over a course of two years.. I’ve decided on that.



“Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things,

Drunk and grumbling on about how I can’t sing.”

So basically the people who are ranking on her, are going to end up at a bar in the middle of no where, because their editor fired them for writing such horride things about the sweet Taylor Swift.



But all you are is mean,

All you are is mean.

And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life,

And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean.



LOVE!

Back to December.

I don’t even know where to begin..

Let me attempt this.

First, Taylor in Glamour (she looked ah-mazing) was really awesome because she opened up about what’s happened in the past two years and how she wrote all the songs through experiences in her own life. Also how she’s not looking for that typical all American boy, who’s hot and cool. But in personality and someone who loves what they do.

Ready?





On October 12, Tay released a new tune, “the breakup ballad” “Back to December, and, like me, Swifter’s everywhere immediately speculated that the song was about TL.

I’ve listened to this amazing song so many times, but the first time I heard it, I knew it was about Lautner. Here’s some back up info:

-“You've been good, busier then ever.”

Analysis: When you’re referred to constantly as the “Twilight Hottie” you have a pretty booked up schedule of meet-and-greets, auditions for might-be-blockbusters, movie premieres of you’re already own multimillion dollar Saga.

-“Your guard is up and I know why.”

Analysis: If you don’t know this then you know you’re aren’t at my level of dedication to Taylor Swift. SHE broke up with TAYLOR LAUTNER. The boy (almost) every teenage girl in the world loves to see with his shirt off, and would die to go out with. So basically I’m saying that his ego was hurt a lil bit.

-“Cause the last time you saw me is still burned in the back of your mind. You gave me roses and I left them there to die.”

Analysis: He was into it more than she was.

-“So this is me swallowing my pride, standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night”
Analysis: She is sorrrrrrrryyyy! LAUTNER! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!
Taylor Swift writes songs about boys who SCREW HER OVER.
She is sorrrrrryy!!! She got freaked about how nice you were to her, she felt like it was too good to be true.

-“I go back to December all the time.”

Analysis: December is when they split. I can’t believe I just spelt that out for you.

-“Turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you, wishing that I realized what I had when you were mine.”

Analysis: My theory is, that when she began braking it off with Lautner, she used some line describing how she felt tied down, at risk, or overrun by all of his female fans. Then of course she realized she wanted to have him.

-“I'd go back to December, turn around and make it all right. I go back to December all the time. These days I haven't been sleeping
Staying up playing back myself leaving,
When your birthday passed and I didn't call.
And I think about summer, all the beautiful times
I watched you laughing from the passenger side.”
Analysis: She regrets breaking it off, wishes she could have do over.

-“Realized that I loved you in the fall.

Then the cold came, the dark days when fear crept into my mind.

You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye.”
Analysis: She got a little scared, because if you know her past, all the previous relationships seemed fine. But they weren’t. And she always was the one who got hurt.

Chorus repeated.

-“I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me, so right..”
Analysis: Tan skin. Sweet smile. Taylor. Lautner.

-“And how you held me in your arms that September night,
The first time you ever saw me cry.”

Analysis: Okay, I have to give props to AP, because she made me see this one. Think about it, September. MTV Video Music Awards. THE infamous incident with he who shall not be named because he is a ridiculous greedy egoistic douche. And WHO was on the stage when this happened?

Taylor Lautner.

So he didn’t take care of her when she was on the stage, he did off the stage and that’s even sweeter.

-“Maybe this is wishful thinking, probably mindless dreaming. If we loved again I swear I'd love you right. I'd go back in time and change it but I can't, so if the chain is on your door, I understand.”
Analysis: Taylor really, really, really, really wants Taylor back.

Chorus
-“All the time”

Analysis: TL take TS back. Now.

Okay, let’s be unrealistic here and say that I and all the others who think it’s about TL are wrong; but in a the new issue of “Ladies Home Journal” Taylor admits that she might always have feelings for TL. When asked to name her current crush, "Taylor Lautner. It's always going to be Taylor." Is was the lovely girl said.

Other than talking about TL, TS talked about what she looks for in a guy.

"Someone who loves you for who you are. I like doing cute art projects with glitter, and there have been guys who've made me feel like that's weird," she explained. "But then there are guys who find it endearing."

THAT is the cutest thing. And I think all the girls in the world can relate to that. You don’t have to do “cute are projects with glitter” but whatever kind of activities you do like doing, having someone you know make you feel weird about it.. It sucks.

Taylor talked about “Speak Now” toooooo!! Calling it "diverse, detailed, relationship-y. I'm turning relationship into an adjective."

"My songs are like open letters. They say everything I wished I had said when certain people were standing right next to me. I imagine I'll be getting a few text messages from these people once the album comes out. I have an app on my iPhone that's a voice recorder. I'll be in the middle of a conversation, and I'll literally walk away to record a bridge, a pre-chorus or half of a hook, then go right back to the conversation like nothing happened."

Analysis: Taylor Swift is amazing.

When I got to this part, I thought I had misread something, but no. Taylor is being Taylor when she answers her dream collaboration would be with the one and only, Jay-Z "Our genres are completely different, but there could be something cool about that," she said. "I like to write about relationships. I like it when my friends come over and we crowd around the piano and sing Journey songs at the top of our lungs. ... And I like things that make me feel 7 again."

I love that she loves feeling like she’s 7 again. Because I so do that allllllll the time. And I love it.

"Speak Now" drops October 25!!!

Ashley out!