Jesse James presents the D-Bag Awards of the Year

So.
No one can forget when the whole "Jesse James cheated on Sandra and announced it right before she won an OSCAR!" period of time.
Personally, I never liked the guy. I mean, no offense to inked peeps, but Sandra always seemed to good for that..
Anyway, I thought I was done hating on him, BUT! NO! He decided he was going to write a book and include his thoughts on who is BETTER IN BED!
Are. You. Freaking. KIDDINGME!?!
How big of a jerk do you have to be to realize that that WOULD NOT be civil. Or classy, but okay let's all admit that "Jesse James" and "classy" are two words that should never go together.

I'm just appalled.
And I'm already type-rambling so to save your brain from trying to convey all of my mix matched thoughts, I'm going to publish this post already.



Ashley out.

College

Is freaking me out!
One of my best friends is sitting in the classroom crying, because she's stressed about college.
She's already been accepted, but it's the
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
that's worrying her.


This scares the beejeezes out of me.





Ashley out!

MTV is Back (With Big Black)

Lately with my favorite reality shows (The Hills, The City, Fantasy Factory and My Life As Liz) all either showing reruns or not being on air at all, I've kind of drifted from MTV.
But! Our relationship is back!

My Life As Liz this season is pretty addictive. Everyone complains about how the show is "so fake" and scripted, but honestly? What show isn't even just the slightest scripted?
All of the reality shows that claim they aren't are guilty as well. If they loose the sound to a take what must they do? Reenact the scene.
Lay of Liz!
Jeez.

Fantasy is back and so is Big Black! I loveloveloveLOVE this show. Rob is so completely random and outgoing and just not afraid to do anything! Drama's mostly a little wimp so it's fun to see Rob persuade him into doing things he's scared of. And Big Black? All I should have to say is Big Black.

America's Best Dance Crew was never my favorite show. Never. I mean the first season it was cool, although most competition shows are cool for the first season. But like American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance, I got bored after the first season. Every so often when ABDC was playing I'd watch it when there wasn't anything else that was catching my attention, but I'd never keep up with the show.

Except for this year..

It's Season of the Superstars and I am SO ENTIRELY EXCITED. Obviously I love everything that has to do with superstars, BUT I thought this season was going to be somewhat of a joke. I mean the only difference from this season and past seasons is that every week they all would be dancing to the same superstar artist. ..but haven't they always done that? I don't even know, all I know is when I sat down to watch the show and saw all these cute little Italians from Jersey, I was  <---hooked on some ten year old's that looked like Justin Bieber.

You can't imagine my surprise when I witnessed this ten year old quido pull up his shirt and reveal his MAN abs. Not little boy abs that are just from them being skinny, but MAN abs that D-Trix (a dancer from one of the past champion crews that replaced an old judge, that I can't even think of) said are making Mario [Lopez] jealous. And I can't even lie, that ten year old kid has better abs than most of the guys at my school. And I'm a freaking junior!!

Oh BTW, when I saw them for the first time during the "how they made it through the week/meet ICONic boys" clip, I said to my dad, "They look like a bunch of Justin Bieber's." And he disagreed telling me that I shouldn't "embarrass" those boys like that, but when the judging started what was one of the first things D-Trix said?

"Y'all just look like a bunch of Justin Bieber's."

I called it!

These kids can dance! They were one of the first two crews that were called to be safe and return on next weeks show. They beat adult crews. C'mon now, if these kids don't win.. I don't know what's going on.

Ashley out.

P.S. I guess my dad had a point. I mean that ten year old's abs are better than Bieber's. Ah well.

Um, Excuse Me?

So why are people trying to predict where Justin Bieber will be at age 30? He's barely halfway there, is it really neccesarry to be nasty and say things like:
-In celebrity rehab
-Fat and bald
Although I think the second one is pretty hilarious.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/03/29/justin-bieber-rehab-poll/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ew%2Fpopwatch+%28Entertainment+Weekly%2FEW.com%27s%3A+PopWatch%29&utm_content=Twitter


Why are people so needy to be nasty to people who are succesful because of actual talent?






Ashley out.

Team Miley

Everyone who owns electronic devices such as a cell phone or laptop/computer has heard of Rebecca Black and her unescapably catchy song "Friday."
Although "Friday" is not catchy in what I would say a pleasing way, because of the bad editing and Black's monotomic sounding voice that has obviously not been auto-tuned to perfection, the song grows on you.
When I first heard it a few weeks ago, I immediatly closed the YouTube page after about eleven seconds. In those few moments I was already annoyed with the tune and cheesy music video.
Alot of celebrities have praised Rebecca, suprising I think. Stars like Lady Gaga, Nick Jonas, Ryan Seacrest, and even billboard.com gave Black a promising review.

Our girl Miley stepped up to the press and gave her two cents on @MsRebbecaBlack.
http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/miley-cyrus-bashes-rebecca-black--2011303

I think she has a point.
I don't understand how someone who just posts a video, a bad video, attracts so much attention that she appears on The Jay Leno Show, interviewed by MTV, and says that she wants to collaborate with Justin Bieber.


Taylor Swift.
Lady Gaga.
Usher.
Justin is up here..
























Esperanza Spalding.
Rebbeca you are down here.

I'm not sure if you're on the path to super stardom, but chill out. A badly produced song is not the way to start out a career.



Ashley out.

Staying After To Finish The Yearbook

Shanise is going crazy.
Aria you need to be here right now.
She's looking at your blog and commenting on it.
I wish I was recording her, because then you would have twelve pages of things she has said.

Oh, and lookie what we found:DDD

Spring Break

Is allllllllllmost here!!!
Do you hear that?
It's freedom ringing!

That was cheese. Z. I'm so sorry.

First on the Spring Break Tour 2011 Edition: Lady Gaga concert at the American Airlines Center anyone? Me = Stoked

You see ---->  that picture over there? I will not have to fulfill my forever21 need on a website where you cannot touch the fabrics, cannot see the sparkly floor, and cannot gush at the ah-mazing jewelery seletion. No, I will be in a TWO-story forever21 shopping. In person.                                              Me = About to blow all my $$$

And this (not really, I stole this off flickr D:) is where I'll be chillin' and tannin' (hopefully not burnin') for the next few days.                                                    Me = Where is the tanning lotion, magazines, and sunglasses?

Whatyoubedoin'thisSpringBreaknigaro?

Ashley out.